Dia de Freedom

Let the words flow over you like buttery syrup on freshly griddled pancakes:

So you want to get down on the third of July?
You might not even understand why
Take a look around you and you’ll find out
Hangin’ out with good friends is what it’s all about
So come on everybody and raise those glasses high

Let’s give thanks to the family LaBarge
For letting us destroy their really nice yard
It’ll grow back or we’ll re-seed
This party has everything you’ll ever need
Except for Auggie, but he lives really far

So you want to get down on the third of July?
You might not even understand why
Take a look around you and you’ll find out
Hangin’ out with good friends is what it’s all about
So come on everybody and raise those glasses high

There’s lots of other parties on this great holiday
Some have air shows and maybe a parade
But we have fun and we’re really cool
Later on, we’ll be naked in the neighbor’s pool
That’s how we do it, (pause) God bless the USA

So you want to get down on the third of July?
You might not even understand why
Take a look around you and you’ll find out
Hangin’ out with good friends is what it’s all about
So come on everybody and raise those glasses high

We’ve been here for years and there’ll be many more
And every time you come we’ll have something new in store
‘Cause we got beer, and we got chicks
Last time I checked, that’s a really good mix
So dive right in, (pause) what are you waiting for?

So you want to get down on the third of July?
You might not even understand why
Take a look around you and you’ll find out
Hangin’ out with good friends is what it’s all about
So come on everybody and raise those glasses high

Happy Birthday America!